Mag Busters
Culprit: Cosmo – November 2008 Issue Page: 108
This month Cosmo provides you with 75 “sex moves” to create a fire. After reading this article, I became sexually un-aroused. I’m not going to tackle all 75 because they give me a headache, but here are 2 that made me think, “This is just wrong.”
#1 “Have a naughty-movie marathon. Rent a bunch of flicks with famously steamy sex scenes. How you could you not get inspired?”
J’s Take…This is #1!! Each sentence in this one has a problem. First, the use of naughty-movies is a problem. I am not old enough to ever have read Look Magazine, but imagine that this is how they described sex in the 1950s. Second, rent a bunch of flicks…is your goal to have some hot sex or to bond over movies and popcorn? Finally, the last question should be, “If you’re still awake and can get him up, do you think you will be energetic enough to have sex?” Better advice…use a porn for background noise or watch a movie such as Disclosure with a hot sex scene and jump him immediately as it turns you on (forget about the other 10 movies you rented) or make your own movie! Or, you could do all 3!!
#28 “When out at a party, lean your back against him so it looks like you’re just affectionately resting your body. Then subtly grind your butt into his package instead.”
J’s Take…Oh, Cosmo! You’re so naughty! I don’t know how you suggest such taboo things and get away with it in the mainstream. Seriously, my girlfriend did this to me when I was 13 at homecoming. Feel free to implement the technique, but I wouldn’t expect fireworks to go off, as the magazine would have you believe.
There are at least 40 other bad ideas in the one article. I will probably tackle them in increments over the cumming year. Sorry Cosmo, I meant “coming.” Stay tuned!
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