5 Ways to Spot – The Poser

by J J on Sep22 2008 | Print the article |

Regina (Rachel McAdams) Scowling

AH, The Poser…the women I usually despise the most during the night; but if I’m in a good mood, I’ll find a way to entertain myself with them. Many times I think girls can be rather bitchy about other girls; but these posers just take the cake.
You know the girl.

1. Physically, she’s probably an 8 or 9
2. She can walk into a room and most male eyeballs will wander
3. Thinks she is the latest and the greatest
4. She is the one who thinks that all guys want her and all girls want to be her
5. Says anything she wants because she has no concept of social mores

I get mad at the boys that buy her more than one drink. As a guy, if I need an “in,” I can understand buying one drink to get inside “The Poser’s” space a bit; but after talking to The Poser, the guys that buy the girl another drink aggravate me because they validate her behavior. Really, it only bothers me in retrospect. I don’t want to rid the man of potential good sex…gotta keep the world spinning! The girls she hangs out with are likely to be the same because girls are “herders.” This is the gang represented in the movie Mean Girls; although, in a club, it’s like the all-star packs come together and infiltrate random corners of the club. It’s weird. It’s like they all stake out territory where they can show off their feathers like a peacock, which I find odd since it’s usually the male peacocks showing off feathers to attract the females.

Last Wednesday night, a few of us headed over to Mood Lounge, and I came across a big Poser!

Next week…I Met a Poser, and I Liked It!



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