ShowerTokens: Relationship, Sex, Dating Advice From a Man (J.Heartnett) For Women. » ShowerTokens http://showertokens.com Advice for women by a man. Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:01:25 +0000 en hourly 1 100 Things: 90-81 http://showertokens.com/29/100-things-90-81/ http://showertokens.com/29/100-things-90-81/#comments Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:00:36 +0000 J http://showertokens.com/?p=79 90) I once had a .38 pushed right against my sternum, and thought I was not going to live another minute.
89) When I was a wee lad, I convinced my older sister to eat chocolate cake and it was really something else.
88) I’ve had sex with someone 22 years older than me (yes, I was of age, and we were both sober).
87) After I saw Fatal Attraction, I didn’t go on a date or have sex for 3 months.
86) I’ve had sex in Tiger Stadium and can tell you the Row, Section and Seats.
85) I own every season of Sex and the City on DVD.
84) I own every James Bond on DVD.
83) I take lots of pictures / video, but am very discreet about my uses.
82) I’m not Jewish, but I know the whole “Dreidel Song.”
81) People in the US are hypersensitive…we all need to calm down.

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]]> http://showertokens.com/29/100-things-90-81/feed/ 2 5 Ways to Spot – The Poser http://showertokens.com/22/5-ways-to-spot-the-poser/ http://showertokens.com/22/5-ways-to-spot-the-poser/#comments Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:52:45 +0000 J http://showertokens.com/?p=36 Regina (Rachel McAdams) Scowling

AH, The Poser…the women I usually despise the most during the night; but if I’m in a good mood, I’ll find a way to entertain myself with them. Many times I think girls can be rather bitchy about other girls; but these posers just take the cake.
You know the girl.

1. Physically, she’s probably an 8 or 9
2. She can walk into a room and most male eyeballs will wander
3. Thinks she is the latest and the greatest
4. She is the one who thinks that all guys want her and all girls want to be her
5. Says anything she wants because she has no concept of social mores

I get mad at the boys that buy her more than one drink. As a guy, if I need an “in,” I can understand buying one drink to get inside “The Poser’s” space a bit; but after talking to The Poser, the guys that buy the girl another drink aggravate me because they validate her behavior. Really, it only bothers me in retrospect. I don’t want to rid the man of potential good sex…gotta keep the world spinning! The girls she hangs out with are likely to be the same because girls are “herders.” This is the gang represented in the movie Mean Girls; although, in a club, it’s like the all-star packs come together and infiltrate random corners of the club. It’s weird. It’s like they all stake out territory where they can show off their feathers like a peacock, which I find odd since it’s usually the male peacocks showing off feathers to attract the females.

Last Wednesday night, a few of us headed over to Mood Lounge, and I came across a big Poser!

Next week…I Met a Poser, and I Liked It!

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